AI has made its way into our daily lives, even in its dinky form factor of a chatbot which I’m pretty sure we’ll look back and laugh at in about three years.

As new parents, ChatGPT has become our always-available counselor. These are a few things we’ve asked it as new parents two months in (/ indicate follow on queries). Everything is fine?

ChatGPT

Pranitha

If my newborn is snoring at 2 weeks, is that an issue?

If I pump and leave the milk outside in Texas summer, how long does it last without an icepack?

How often do I need to sterilize bottles and breast pumping parts?

I’ve been clogged for about 12 hours, I’ve taken sunflower lecithin, pumped and nursed, took a hot shower and pumped, and massaged, please give me a plan for the next 24 hours

At what points do newborns need interactive play with adults?

Can you summarize what a woman goes through during postpartum to share with her husband?

What are the infant passport requirements in Texas?

If I am working from home is it better to give my baby freshly expressed breast milk vs milk from my freezer stash?

If I am going to a 2.5-day offsite and breastfeeding, how do I pump and store milk? What items do I need? /What’s the best cooler bag that’s easy to take to work? /How long can I keep my milk in the Medela breast milk cooler set at room temperature?

Varun

Loud sound scaring newborn / Water bottle clanking on the ground

How can too much co2 affect a newborn / My co2 level is 1644 / Is this level ok for one night

should i be worried about a mosquito in the house near my newborn. i live in austin texas

is it ok to put wood utensils in the dishwasher / aunty says its ok. what should i tell her / yes please / more sass please / desi twist. also, aunty is right in front of me

Are Bluetooth waves bad for newborns

baba black sheep lyrics / remix to include baby sajan

can cream cheese cause a newborn to be cranky

how resliient are newborns to physical contortion / if i held him by the shoulders and his feet were hanging with gravity will that injure him

held baby by just shoulder, head and neck. let his underside hang. is that dangerous? it was about 10-15 seconds / what could happen with the spine in this situation

i am trying to learn an arrangement of do re mi on guitar beyond just the melody. i am starting with adding bass first on the beat. but sometimes its impossible to play the bass while playing the melody. how do i work around this / it’s not that the melody is blocking the bass. it’s that i dont have enough fingers to pluck the bass and let it hum out and play melody at the same time

Would it be obvious if a newborn was experience spine or hip pain / This is from when I let his lower body hang when I held him the other day

i washed the maxi cosi iora mattress on a delicate cold cycle. can i still use it

Is it ok to take a Stanley mug into a sauna / How would I know if I was exposed to lead / …What water bottle can I take inside a sauna

Power is out. Better to keep breast milk in the freezer or store it in a separate cooler with ice / If it’s still rock hard am I ok / When should I worry

Newborn had sunlight in eyes for couple seconds. Is he ok

Can respiratory viruses spread in the sauna / … I went in a sauna